Archive for the 'weird' Category

Wear or Not dot com

It was only a matter of time before someone thought of something like this. Ideal for people with a tendency to take far too long to get ready (how will taking photo’s and uploading and waiting for joe public to respond speed it up i hear you chant!) or are just unsure what to wear in general!

I think Michael should get a fucking life

In my book if you uploaded you wearing clothes to this site, your a knob.



Marie Antoinette Action Figure

Product Description
Marie Antoinette’s reign as the Queen of France was clouded in controversy. Her extravagant lifestyle led many to believe that she was not worthy of the throne and eventually she became widely despised as the epitome of incompetence and frivolity within the French royalty. During the French Revolution, Marie was stripped of her crown, imprisoned and beheaded by guillotine in front of a cheering crowd. This 5-1/2″ (14 cm) tall, hard vinyl figure features amazing “Ejector Head Action,” and comes with a removable plastic wig and dress.

What better way to learn a bit of culture and history than by an obscure action figure. It steps away from the time old tradition Matell favourites of Action Man and Barbie i suppose! Also for $8.99, personally i think everyone should have one!!
My favourites about this is the “ejector head”, like they couldn’t just have made it removable…add some spurting blood and i’d buy one, i really would..


Lorcan Malone – My Super Sweet Sixteen (stone of horrendous shite)

The nation seems to be swept up with some little runt who appeared on My Super Sweet 16 on MTV recently. Ya know? The show that rail-roads their parents into spending shit loads of money on ungrateful brats by putting together parties and events that Bob Geldof would himself struggle to organise!

I first heard of this in November when Lorcan’s dad appeared on Matt Coopers Last Word and even the dad sounded like a tool of the highest order, couple that with Marr not knowing what the fuck a sweet sixteen was at all or who ‘mmm teee veee’ were. Link below to actually watch the show, now bear in mind the normal american version is cringing and funny, this is sick as its an irish teenager acting the diva.

you know what i did when i was sixteen? huh? I WENT BOWLING! and i fucking well enjoyed it!

The little tyke has a bebo page tracked down by mulley himself. In the photos section i was drawn to comments on a particular photo, i think this comment is priceless!

Tickle-My-Clit said… 18 hours ago

How u managed to embaress an entire country in a meer 30 minutes of tv i doubt i will ever understand……. How u acted was both childish and imature. Your parents i would imagine are both shocked and apauled at your behavoir on national television. You have cast aspersions on ireland as a country and depicted the once idolized irish people in an unimaginable fasion. This in my opinion is absalutly deplourable. I hope you are happy for both embaressing your fellow citizens and dragging your countries name through the dirt…… If you ever see me i would strongly advise you to run away in the opposite direction as i am deeply angered from the shame which you have brought apon this country.

Well “Tickle-My-Clit” you may have a point! However true i might say that all of the above is true, I think this guy needs to invest in spell-check! After running this through Google’s Translate programe i could only decipher some of it, best of luck if your having trouble understanding it!

At least we now know that the Northern Bank money went to a good cause. Lorcan in my view is whats wrong with this country. That and the health system.

I mean what have the romans ever done for us eh

Lorcans Bebo
Watch when MTV visited Ireland

The Glambo Signature Series "Hello Kitty" HK-AK-47

I know what you thinking? Clever Photoshop? nada This sucker is the real deal! Had it been for a skip in the decades you would’ve seen Mr.T and the boys hitting people up with authentic Hello Kitty AK-47’s!

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. This fully functional firearm fires standard 7.62mm 125 or 150 grain ammunition with a muzzle velocity of approximately 710 meters per second and a maximum effective range of approximately 300 meters. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.

A bargain at only $1072.95!

Whats more scarey is that there’s the aul ‘Add to Cart’ button underneath! And if that wasn’t disturbing enough for you the series also includes the:

“The Lady Di” and the ever popular “The Motha T” for when “a woman just has to roll up her sleeves and get her hands dirty”….


Innapropriate? I don’t think so…

A real World Trade Center ad, circa. 1984

And i’m not kidding either…


Google is a terrible tool in the wrong hands! Don’t ask how i eneded up on this page but rather marvel at the imagination that is!

Here, you can read the truth about Baby Smashers, which are available to the public all over the nation under the guise of “Baby Changing Stations”. exists to provide the public with a means of spreading the truth about Baby Smashers – educating more people about the true use of these devices.

At this stage i’d be backing my way to the door too but you have to admire the person who can try sell you a the conspiracy theory that the government in fact installs instruments of death and has them pass as regular joe-every-day devices!

While one of the obvious advantages of the nation-wide installation of Baby Smashers is population control – this spread of disease to adults is an unwanted side effect. Furthermore, as the number of children born out of wedlock continues to remain high, and the number of children born to unfit, uncapable parents does the same — we at feel it is time to alert more of the general public to the existence and use of Baby Smashers.

Brilliant thinking or psychotic tendancies? i’ll let you decide…


Say I love you with Champagne Marmite

Flowers are so 1997 it’s unbelieveable! Why not tell that someone special how you feel by ploughing them full of Champagne Marmite! It’s proof for all you die hard alco’s is 0.3% champagne so you would have to eat a geansaí load to get in that amourous mood. Marmites marketing directors say

“We are delighted to be introducing a perfect partnership this Valentine’s Day, uniting the sophistication of champagne with the quintessentially British classic taste of Marmite.”

I say

Next year they should try the sophistication of rohypnol with chewing gum they pick up of the ground!

…nothing says i love you quicker..