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Marie Antoinette Action Figure

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Marie Antoinette’s reign as the Queen of France was clouded in controversy. Her extravagant lifestyle led many to believe that she was not worthy of the throne and eventually she became widely despised as the epitome of incompetence and frivolity within the French royalty. During the French Revolution, Marie was stripped of her crown, imprisoned and beheaded by guillotine in front of a cheering crowd. This 5-1/2″ (14 cm) tall, hard vinyl figure features amazing “Ejector Head Action,” and comes with a removable plastic wig and dress.

What better way to learn a bit of culture and history than by an obscure action figure. It steps away from the time old tradition Matell favourites of Action Man and Barbie i suppose! Also for $8.99, personally i think everyone should have one!!
My favourites about this is the “ejector head”, like they couldn’t just have made it removable…add some spurting blood and i’d buy one, i really would..

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Duurrrrtyyyy words!


Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh) – The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desireable.

Ever wanted to through a good tongue twister into conversation but were lacking in suitability and syllables? Fear not, this pretty list has everything you should ever need, although it does dwell on the sexual content a bit but there are some gems in there too! One i suffer from…

Witzelsucht (VITS-ul-suukt) – A feeble attempt at humor.

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Wubi – Linux without the hassle

Wubi is an unofficial Ubuntu installer for Windows users that will bring you into the Linux world with a single click. Wubi allows you to install and uninstall Ubuntu as any other application. If you heard about Linux and Ubuntu, if you wanted to try them but you were afraid, this is for you.

This looks interesting and i might give it a whirl if i get the chance! All in a 9.8 meg install file…can’t be bad can it?
Limited time online and lack of a decent riamhaire are the only things holding me back although it does seem to get some decent tips of the hat online!

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Sex Education, German Style!


If Ladybird publishing did sex-ed books you would kinda hope they would be as jovial and colourful as this! Still freaky if you ask me but then again i did cringe at the last few scenes of the film Knocked Up, ya know the scene, don’t make me explain!!

If you had to sum up creation in few illustrations, this is how it should be done…

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Mail Order Driving Licence!


It smells to high heaven but seemingly you can obtain a fully legal drivers licence through a website.

Rhe website asks customers to send a photograph, a signature, a copy of a current driving licence or passport and a €400 fee.

Which in all fairness isn’t a bad price if you calculate in instant savings on Car Insurance, driving lessons and infact sitting the test! At first look the site looks well dodgy and then you click on the testimonials and then it comes apparant..

Simon Edge

Simon Edge – I am getting married this year and I know it is going to sound funny but I owe it you people. My fiance lives 40 miles from where I live she works for the same company I do, I would never of got the job if it wasn´t for my driving licence. I work for a courier company and she works in the office as a secretary. Ace!

A nice touch i feel with the ‘blacking out’ of the eyes, im sure no one will recognise “Simon Edge” at all you faker baker! You look like a child porn peddler of the highest order! Why would anyone live 40 miles from their job?!

Don’t ya know someone has to ruin the party though…

The Consumers Association has warned the public against purchasing one of these licences.

The association’s Chief Executive, Dermot Jewell, said the legality of these licences were questionable.

bah humbug…we should give everyone free licences, surely that would solve the problem on the roads and waiting times for driving tests? surely ? 1970’s eh?

Get your Licence

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Rules Kids Won’t Learn in School


The little things that this day and ages school system won’t teach your little Johnny. I could add a few more harsh ones in but i think the list is a good start!

Rule #7. Before you were born your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents’ generation try delousing the closet in your bedroom.

All snivvling bastards the lot of ’em

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Hairy Links 18-01-08

Its Friday and that time again, before i get into linkage i would like to thank ya’ll for visiting! The hits are much appreciated and it’s good to see the little bit of work pay off. Topped 1,000 hits since November 2007 which i’m delighted with! Now less of that and more of this!

9Pm tonight is the closing date, i’ve nominated, have you? tick tock

Mr Mulley has fluffy badges, if you’ve appeared on his Fluffy Links you get one 🙂

redmum has summed up 2007 beautifully with her photos

Ever wondered what it takes to actually WIN a fist fight?

Never piss of kids in america with too much time on their hands, this is what happens

Pigsback are offering piggy points on Phone Top up again, and there was much rejoicing!

Some scarily close seperated at births!

Ralph Wiggum running for the American Presidency

The much talked about Bill Gate’s last day in the office!

Probably what i’d do while writing a cheque for my TV licence…

More next Friday – Have a good weekend! 🙂