Archive for the 'crazy shit' Category

Wear or Not dot com


It was only a matter of time before someone thought of something like this. Ideal for people with a tendency to take far too long to get ready (how will taking photo’s and uploading and waiting for joe public to respond speed it up i hear you chant!) or are just unsure what to wear in general!

I think Michael should get a fucking life

In my book if you uploaded you wearing clothes to this site, your a knob.

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Marie Antoinette Action Figure

Product Description
Marie Antoinette’s reign as the Queen of France was clouded in controversy. Her extravagant lifestyle led many to believe that she was not worthy of the throne and eventually she became widely despised as the epitome of incompetence and frivolity within the French royalty. During the French Revolution, Marie was stripped of her crown, imprisoned and beheaded by guillotine in front of a cheering crowd. This 5-1/2″ (14 cm) tall, hard vinyl figure features amazing “Ejector Head Action,” and comes with a removable plastic wig and dress.

What better way to learn a bit of culture and history than by an obscure action figure. It steps away from the time old tradition Matell favourites of Action Man and Barbie i suppose! Also for $8.99, personally i think everyone should have one!!
My favourites about this is the “ejector head”, like they couldn’t just have made it removable…add some spurting blood and i’d buy one, i really would..

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Duurrrrtyyyy words!


Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh) – The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desireable.

Ever wanted to through a good tongue twister into conversation but were lacking in suitability and syllables? Fear not, this pretty list has everything you should ever need, although it does dwell on the sexual content a bit but there are some gems in there too! One i suffer from…

Witzelsucht (VITS-ul-suukt) – A feeble attempt at humor.

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Sex Education, German Style!


If Ladybird publishing did sex-ed books you would kinda hope they would be as jovial and colourful as this! Still freaky if you ask me but then again i did cringe at the last few scenes of the film Knocked Up, ya know the scene, don’t make me explain!!

If you had to sum up creation in few illustrations, this is how it should be done…

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The. Death. Of. Me.

THE GODFATHER
Buffalo Trace bourbon, Disaronno
Amaretto, orange zest

*shudder*

Mail Order Driving Licence!


It smells to high heaven but seemingly you can obtain a fully legal drivers licence through a website.

Rhe website asks customers to send a photograph, a signature, a copy of a current driving licence or passport and a €400 fee.

Which in all fairness isn’t a bad price if you calculate in instant savings on Car Insurance, driving lessons and infact sitting the test! At first look the site looks well dodgy and then you click on the testimonials and then it comes apparant..

Simon Edge

Simon Edge – I am getting married this year and I know it is going to sound funny but I owe it you people. My fiance lives 40 miles from where I live she works for the same company I do, I would never of got the job if it wasn´t for my driving licence. I work for a courier company and she works in the office as a secretary. Ace!

A nice touch i feel with the ‘blacking out’ of the eyes, im sure no one will recognise “Simon Edge” at all you faker baker! You look like a child porn peddler of the highest order! Why would anyone live 40 miles from their job?!

Don’t ya know someone has to ruin the party though…

The Consumers Association has warned the public against purchasing one of these licences.

The association’s Chief Executive, Dermot Jewell, said the legality of these licences were questionable.

bah humbug…we should give everyone free licences, surely that would solve the problem on the roads and waiting times for driving tests? surely ? 1970’s eh?

Get your Licence

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Belt Buckle Flick Knife

In this day and age where people are more prone to come into your local and chop your hand off with a samurai sword a man needs to be able to protect himself right? RIGHT?!

I introduce you to the belt buckle knife!

Five Cool Things About This Knife

1. Accessible without reaching for it.
2. Accessible without unnatural motion.
3. Out and open in an indetectable manner
4. Out and open with one handed operation
5. Accessible even when sitting down
6. (bonus) accessible even when wearing chaps

Out, done, and back in less time than you could get to your pocket knife or any other knife. Can you think of a situation where this would be handy,or essential.

Cant say fairer than that – when wearing chaps!! One swift motion gents! And only for 110 US Dollars! A must have!

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