The Glambo Signature Series "Hello Kitty" HK-AK-47

I know what you thinking? Clever Photoshop? nada This sucker is the real deal! Had it been for a skip in the decades you would’ve seen Mr.T and the boys hitting people up with authentic Hello Kitty AK-47’s!

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. This fully functional firearm fires standard 7.62mm 125 or 150 grain ammunition with a muzzle velocity of approximately 710 meters per second and a maximum effective range of approximately 300 meters. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.

A bargain at only $1072.95!

Whats more scarey is that there’s the aul ‘Add to Cart’ button underneath! And if that wasn’t disturbing enough for you the series also includes the:

“The Lady Di” and the ever popular “The Motha T” for when “a woman just has to roll up her sleeves and get her hands dirty”….



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