Say I love you with Champagne Marmite

Flowers are so 1997 it’s unbelieveable! Why not tell that someone special how you feel by ploughing them full of Champagne Marmite! It’s proof for all you die hard alco’s is 0.3% champagne so you would have to eat a geansaí load to get in that amourous mood. Marmites marketing directors say

“We are delighted to be introducing a perfect partnership this Valentine’s Day, uniting the sophistication of champagne with the quintessentially British classic taste of Marmite.”

I say

Next year they should try the sophistication of rohypnol with chewing gum they pick up of the ground!

…nothing says i love you quicker..



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