High heels pose health risk


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The next time your out and about on the town with a lady and you experience the following aural abuse

“will ya slow down, i can’t keep up with ya in these..”

“me feet are bleedin killin me…”

“let me take these off…” (shoes that is)

“nah those Scholl people are outright fuckin’ bolloxes…”

“rub them would ya..” (as she throws her feet across yer lap and ruining yer abra on the nitelink)

Whip out yer pre-printed chart as outlined above and mutter the following words gently in her ear…

“YOU PICKED EM YOU WEAR EM NO GO FUCK YOURSELF!”

or just be nice and carry her home…

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