Inflight Catering

Don’t usually post the aul email jokes unless they make the face crease a bit but this one did..

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London
to Melbourne. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed
before him.The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
“Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”

…gotta love the clean ones huh


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