Once in a while you come across a movie and think – WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS EVEN A MOVIE! I mean certain ideas should never have left the aul brain storming room…

TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard atsuppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s mostactive participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boystepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. Astranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vaginawhen she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend heranatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power ofbeing a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

Vagina dentata myth?

A quick look at the main site and you’d know that this film is just wrong. Oddly enough i found this tripe through the apple site…

fuck it i might aswel throw in a trailer for it aswell…

my god…



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