Introducing the Roosh Pregnancy Test ™, with an 80% accuracy rating.


That’s right , not like the 99 percent guarantee brigade, this one will give you enough doubt so you can’t be quite sure whether your life is ruined or not!

I’m inventing a new home pregnancy test because I’m not satisfied with the ones on the market. Right now all the pregnancy tests are 99% accurate, which is way too accurate. I want there to be serious doubt if the test comes back positive to buy me some extra time to search for cheap one-way fares to a different country. The defining moment of my life should not come to me in a plastic tube brought from CVS pharmacy.

You have to admire honesty sometimes! Scowering down the comments there are some real doozers there…

Mr Boofu
6 months ago

Never ejaculate inside a woman. Always fake it…Fake or Die

….nice

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