Can’t beat the clean ones!

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand and George asks him What his name s. "Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade
Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you
President when Al Gore Got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs
the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh
that’s right – question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him
Out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade
Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you
President when Al Gore Got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth,
Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, what the f—happened to Billy?"

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